Office Loops

Short replies for work chats, where a paragraph would be too much and a thumbs-up is not enough.

3 loops · started 16 Mar 2026 · updated 2 Sep 2026

Monday Loading Bar

loop 0:07 · added 16 Mar 2026

A progress bar crawls to 99% and then simply decides to rest. The loop point is the tiny twitch right before it gives up, which is why this one works best on repeat in a meeting chat.

Printer Says No

loop 0:05 · added 16 Mar 2026

A sheet goes in, the machine thinks about it, and the sheet comes back folded into a small, polite cross. Our most used reply to "can you just quickly..." messages.

Calendar Tetris

loop 0:09 · added 2 Sep 2026

Coloured meeting blocks drop into a week view until the grid is perfectly full. Then one more arrives from the top. The loop restarts just before it lands, so the panic never resolves.